Student0101 asked:
Hey guys, So i need help writing Limericks. I have five to do, and they must start with each of these…
1. There was an old person of Nine.
2. There once was a young lad named Ahmed.
3. A woman whose first name was Jan
4. Three kittens named Do, Re, and Mi.
5. A llama whose home was Peru.
So basically, you start with each of those lines… like it’s the first line for each limerick. Any help appreciated!!!
Thanks
There was an old person of Nine
Who was a neighbour of mine
He woke me with his moans
Of deep pain in his bones
Now he’s gone and I pine.// couldn’t come up with something funnier.
1. There was an old person of Nine
Whose position was always supine.
He shifted his back and said “oh, what a *****!”
“I need to align my bad spine!”
2. There once was a young lad named Ahmed.
His behavior was something to dread.
With sinister jokes he would terrify folks,
But at least he would then go to bed.
3. A woman whose first name was Jan
Tried everything to get a dark tan.
From sunning and makeup to spray she would shake up,
Her skin appeared to come from a can.
4. Three kittens named Do, Re, and Mi
Were responsible for draining the sea.
When the milk ran out and they hit a drought,
They drank, but the salt made them thirsty.
5. A llama whose home was Peru
Was feeling a little bit blue
The cats conspired while the horses perspired,
What was a poor llama to do?
1. There was an old person of Nine
who played on his tuba so fine
but in hopped a frog and caused it to clog
so someone said “Here is your sign!”
2. There once was a young lad named Ahmed
who didn’t like going to bed
but then came his mom with her all stinky balm
so that he just hid the bed.
3. A woman whose first name was Jan
wanted to go to Japan
along came a guy and promised the sky
but that was not part of her plan.
4. Three kittens named Do, Re, and Mi
wanted to sit on a knee
but room there was none and that was no fun
so how can they ever agree?
5. A llama whose home was Peru
wanted to meet Winnie Pooh
so it found a boy who had him as toy
and got a very good view.